1987 - 2014

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Friday 21 November

London O2 Shepherds Bush Empire


Saturday 22 November

London O2 Academy Brixton


Jon Beast

R.I.P. Jon Fat Beast

We were very saddened to hear that the legendary Jon Fat Beast passed away this morning. Our thoughts are with his family and friends.

Jon's legacy is many things but none of them are financial. If Carter fans would like to help give him a decent send off that would be brilliant.

You Fat Bastard
New Shirts For 2014

Final Comedown - New shirts For 2014

Premium quality Fruit Of The Loom short-sleeved t-shirts in Black, Red and Green with front and back print. The radial lines in the design are a snippets of Jim Bob's favourite Carter lyrics

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Bearded Theory

Carter Headline Bearded Theory

Carter USM will be headlining on Friday 23rd May at Bearded Theory. A fantastic Festie in the heart of Derbyshire. More info and tickets HERE. We are very excited about this.

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Shepherds Bush Carter gig

Extra Show Added - Shepherd’s Bush Empire 21st November

As a result of last week’s unexpectedly bonkers demand for tickets for the last ever Carter show at Brixton Academy we have looked into possible extra gigs. We are though very pleased to announce that we have managed to book a second date. It will be at Shepherds' Bush Empire on Friday 21st November

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Last Carter gig

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - The Final Comedown

On November 22nd this year at Brixton Academy a very good thing will sadly come to an end when we play our final ever Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine live show.

Today's presale tickets sold out in less than 10 minutes, but fear not, tickets go on general sale on Friday 21st at 9am

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Abdoujaparov Kingston Surrey, Fighting Cocks
Abdoujaparov London, Lexington
Abdoujaparov Forest Of Dean, Something Else Solar Stage Launch
Abdoujaparov Isle Of Mersea, Cosmic Puffin
Abdoujaparov Duns Tew, Something Else Somewhere Else
Abdoujaparov Derby, Bearded Theory

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Bearded Theory Tickets

May 23rd 2014, Catton Park, Derbyshire